Whip It Good (Odd Dairy)

I first came across alcoholic whipped cream at the counter of my go-to liquor store. "Whipped Lightning" sounds like a gag gift you might buy for a friend at Spencer's. 

But no...Whipped Lightning and several other facetiously branded alcoholic whipped cream products are taking off! Just like Four Loko took off and is rapidly being cut off by governments. Just like any novelty get-you-drunk-from-an-unlikely-source product would take off. And will take off! The buck will not stop at whipped cream.

Here are some other prime products for alcoholization:

• Heavy whipping cream for an extra kick in holiday egg nog and white russians
• Naked juice: get drunk and prevent hangovers with vitamin overload simultaneously
• Surge: bring it back! and make it at least 5%
• Kombucha: let those alcohol-fostering bacteria flourish
• Jello: pre-fab shots of alcoholic gelatin at your five & dime

Of course, someone will have to draw the line at spiked soup.


The question of the day is: what happens if you huff the alcoholic whipped cream aerosol can?